Church of St Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut

This is the story of how the Church of St Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut came to be.

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380+

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"Greetings, Quandale Dingle here

My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut

Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the f**k)

Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what)

My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died"